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OK, I stole this from another forum, but Freedom said she wanted to lighten the mood and have some fun, so let's play!!

The Corrupted Wishes Game

Basic rules:

The first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish but with an unpleasant twist!  They then make a wish of their own, and so on.  Example:

"I wish I had a million dollars."

Next message should read:

Granted! You have a million dollars (and then the twist)...worth of shares in a company that conducts horrific experiments on animals.

I'll start. 

I wish I had a raw food chef living with me!

I was going to play by the rules, I was going to add something nasty to Your wish, but than looking at Your photo, I just cant do it, sorry... :shrug:

I want a raw chef to live with me, too.  I should live at your house for a week, and then you can live at mine for a week, and we'll switch off every other week.  =)

I wish I had everything I need...

oh wait...  I already do!   :laugh:

Hehe, thanks Swami! Since Rudy and Aguacate didn't play by the rules, I will!  :laugh:


Granted! You now have your very own raw food chef... but this particular chef rather likes preparing dishes with raw fish and cheese in them!

I wish that I never had to endure a cold winter again!

OK then, wish granted, You are sitting in a big pot, and there is a little wood burning under it...
and the little head hunters are chopping the onion to add to the soup

I wish I was never so cruel ever again :laugh:

Kwor.... good one Swami!

OK you are never cruel again but your lips are stitched closed and your hands tied behind your back!!!!

I wish that I could sleep whenever I wanted to!

xoxoxo

Your wish is my command, but alas you may do so only whilst partly immersed in a tub of ice cold water!

I wish that I could fly.

Your wish is granted.
You can fly, and you fly ever so gracefully wherever you want. Your journeying knows no bounds..

but you can never land....


I wish for a world of peas...(hehe, bad pun I know...)

Your wish granted, Your world is just peas, and You are little bug living in it.

I wish for every living creature to live in happiness, joy, love and freedom

Your wish is granted (said in little peas loving bug voice) and every living creature lives in complete happiness, joy, love and freedom...

in total darkness



I wish for a house cleaner!

Granted, but you have to be his cook and a massage theraptist.

I wish I could do magic.

Your wish was granted when You were born (actualy long time before that),

and it is so for anybody else...

So Your wish was already granted, but You are not aware of it (thats as cruel as it gets ).


I wish, that teh law of Universe automaticaly implies, that the love, joy happiness and freedom automaticaly means
nonexistence of darkness, and the most beautifull permanent light.

Your wish is granted.  Though in living in a world with only love, joy, happiness, freedom and light... with no knowledge of anything else,  they become bland to you.  In fact, you've no concept that they are actually good and enjoyable states of being, because you've had no concept of something to compare them to, and are stuck living unaware, in eternal sameness.


I wish I could talk with animals.

Your wish is granted.  But you can't talk with humans.

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without getting fat.

(Oops!  The one above is from swami, not Sacha!  Didn't know I was signed in as him...just seeing it was like to be a boy for a day!!)

Granted, but you are a worm.

I wish I won $1,000,000 in a lottery (and did not lose the ticket - just in case you thought of if).

win in lottery grantedm, but You loose the best friend via money tension.

I wish to win olymoic marathon

You zoomed to the finish line Rudy, miles ahead of all competitors... but you pumped yourself full of steroids beforehand!

I wish I could have as many cats as I wanted.

Freedom You are the master of cruelty, I cant compete with You without steroids :laugh:

Freedom, your wish is granted.  You get the cats.

However, the food, care and upkeep bills are too much and you and the cats must live the homeless life.  You're happy, but usually hungry, cold and tired.

I wish for a cool hula-hoop that's made with a comfy rubber material, weight and size.

Granted. But you are banned from using it and can only look at it.

I wish I knew all the answers (and questions to them as well).

Your wish is granted;  you know all the anwsers and the questions but with all of this knowledge comes responsibilty and after a short period of time it becomes too much for you and you become deaf, blind and mute.

I wish to be able to say no when I really need to...

Rudy, that's a classic! I choked on my water...

veggiebek, your wish is granted. You can now say no when you need to but not when you want to.

I wish for world peace... and a better imagination.

xoxoxo

Jennie Your wish for world peace is granted,
but it made Cheney and Howard really upset and they lost the purpose of their life,
so You were given the responsibility to become their teacher of imagination.

I wish that every simple question would get simple straight answer, and would not be complicated into a complex
structure

Rudolf I LOVE your reply to Jennie  rofl

So, your wish is granted and every simple question receives a simple answer - usually a one word simple answer, but as people get use to this they also start answering complex answers in the same way...

I wish for every animal to be free

Your wish is granted...every animal is free, Free  for snakes to make it under your bed sheets when you pop into bed when you least expect it.

I wish to meet everyone on the forum at Australia's first Raw festival to give hugs and to dance with you all under the stars feeling the beats pulsat my body.

Granted, under one condition - you have to feed us all!

I wish I could have all the tropical fruit I want, anytine I want.

Gosia

you can, Tropical fruits are all yours, all the time - and nothing else but..

i wish for rain where it is needed most

Granted but now it won't stop and we're all going under......

I wish I could make everyone I see today smile

Granted. 

In fact, this appreciated and wonderful power of yours has spread around the world....and now people are showing up at your house, calling you at all hours, etc. so they can see you and feel better...Helpful person that you are, you can't turn anyone away....You are losing a lot of precious sleep, but are glad you're making a difference.

I wish I was using a brand, new, working Vitamix for making my raw smoothies, soups, etc..

Granted but the cost of electricity has risen enormously and you have to mortgage your house to pay your power bill.

I wish I could live without money.