Day 1 (it ain't pretty)
Ok, so...24 hours down in the water fast.

I am not planning a set number of days to do this. Just going day by day -- or until fresh fruity goodness season arrives....heh. (aka less expensive watermelon)
I have not done this in years. My first time was in like 2001 for just 3 days before dh dragged me to his company xmas party. The next one was in 2005 for 14 days. But I was far less tense at that time for some reason.
Now, after a mere day being around me is like being with the devil!

I feel sorry for anyone near me!
Ever want to thrash a customer??? Yep. Tigger is not stable today. I am "runs with scissors".
Normally I can eat my way out of this.......but now I am cornered with no weapons and the only option is to just deal with it. Bummer that. I have rationalized every possible way for me to get a bite of something. Seriously. Next step will be to lock myself in the closet and slide the key under the door and sit there until someone comes home. Better take the shoes out though or I may start gnawing on one!
Ok, tomorrow I am crawling over dh and getting out on HIS side of the bed. And I think I definitely need to leave the house. I know I am not supposed to , but I am headed to the treadmill for a walk. Right after I go to the bathroom - again. heh.
Just 48 more hours till I get past this, right?

? I promise to have a better attitude tomorrow.

(my cranky pants)