Friday, August 18, 2006 KENOSHA, Wisconsin

A 21-year-old man was trapped in a tank of chocolate for two hours early Friday. The chocolate had the consistency of quick sand, and both police and firefighters were unable to get him out. "It was pretty thick. It was virtually like quicksand," police captain Randy Berner said. He stated he got into the tank of chocolate to unplug it and became trapped. "It's the first time I've ever heard of anything like this," the police captain said.

After the rescue he said his ankles were sore; he was taken to a hospital for treatment.

Official Statement from Raw Pleasure:
This raises the question.... do people regularly get into tanks of commercial chocolate being prepared? Did people bring him chocolates in the hospital? I thought swimming in chocolate only happened in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie!

Also important... Raw Pleasure guarantees our chocolate 100% human free! *GRIN*

Sure... "They chucked the lot... into shiny wrappers in boxes that went out to the stores!"

BTW Spring's nearly here! 

ewww,on the man flavoured overprocessed gunge,they sell as chocolate..

yay for spring,was 27 degrees yesterday,sweeeeeeeeeeet!!but today it's 15

Just makes it that much easier (not that it wasn't already) to walk straight past it in the shops!!

rabbit