Granted, but you are a worm.

I wish I won $1,000,000 in a lottery (and did not lose the ticket - just in case you thought of if).

You zoomed to the finish line Rudy, miles ahead of all competitors... but you pumped yourself full of steroids beforehand!

I wish I could have as many cats as I wanted.

Freedom, your wish is granted.  You get the cats.

However, the food, care and upkeep bills are too much and you and the cats must live the homeless life.  You're happy, but usually hungry, cold and tired.

I wish for a cool hula-hoop that's made with a comfy rubber material, weight and size.

Your wish is granted;  you know all the anwsers and the questions but with all of this knowledge comes responsibilty and after a short period of time it becomes too much for you and you become deaf, blind and mute.

I wish to be able to say no when I really need to...

Jennie Your wish for world peace is granted,
but it made Cheney and Howard really upset and they lost the purpose of their life,
so You were given the responsibility to become their teacher of imagination.

I wish that every simple question would get simple straight answer, and would not be complicated into a complex
structure

Your wish is granted...every animal is free, Free  for snakes to make it under your bed sheets when you pop into bed when you least expect it.

I wish to meet everyone on the forum at Australia's first Raw festival to give hugs and to dance with you all under the stars feeling the beats pulsat my body.

you can, Tropical fruits are all yours, all the time - and nothing else but..

i wish for rain where it is needed most

Granted. 

In fact, this appreciated and wonderful power of yours has spread around the world....and now people are showing up at your house, calling you at all hours, etc. so they can see you and feel better...Helpful person that you are, you can't turn anyone away....You are losing a lot of precious sleep, but are glad you're making a difference.

I wish I was using a brand, new, working Vitamix for making my raw smoothies, soups, etc..